- Why the B-movie science fiction motif? Well, the Worshippers of Satan thing seems to have been done, and we can't resist a good pun. If you don't understand the pun, shame on you.
- You guys are cool. Can I join? Thanks, but we are not looking for new members. (Except, of course, for all of you out there interested in moving to California, joining our research group, and becoming our Best Buddies. Come one, come all!)
- Why doesn't the front-page movie poster list all your members? The official reason: only founding members are listed on the poster. The truth: those guys joined after the poster had already been made, and lemurboy is too lazy to redo it.
- I thought you told me you weren't taking new members, and then you let in these new members. Why weren't you honest with me? Chill, dude. The new guys match our criteria (see above). They were merely a late assimilation.
- Want to mix it up with my clan? Our answer to this one varies. Right now we're not able to schedule complete teams for matches very well. Check back later, maybe... until then, try to catch individual C9ers alone and beat up on them. (Still talking Quake, of course, not reality.)
- You clan guys suck. Can't you play without ganging up on people? Multiple Clan 9 members on the same server never play cooperatively except, perhaps, if there are other teams on the server. We'd rather shoot each other, since it's more satisfying to gib someone you can taunt in person for the remainder of the day. If we're beating you, we're doing it individually, unless we are wearing the same colors to indicate that we are playing as a team. That happens about as often as the planets align.
- Well, geez, why are you claiming to be a clan then? I dunno, it's kind of fun. We hang out together in Quake and in real life (that stuff that occurs between Quake sessions). We have our own server, at least for now. And on the occasions when we do play as a team, we guarantee that you will feel like you have been invaded by Unspeakable Horrors From Outer Space that Paralyze The Living And Resurrect The Dead!