Some Earthlings are more forward-thinking than others. ahnuld, former bodybuilder, movie star, and Republican, has cast his lot with Clan 9 From Outer Space, demonstrating more intelligence than one might have suspected that he possessed. For his heroic efforts in subduing his erstwhile fellow-creatures, ahnuld has been promised a position as Emperor of Grenada.

ahnuld likes the chance to fire weapons with real ammunition, for a change. He expends special effort to obtain Quad Damage because it "pumps him up". Truly a force of nature (perhaps slightly chemically enhanced), ahnuld is an invaluable addition to any Clan extermination exercise, once it has been explained to him in simple terms who to shoot and who not to shoot.